Aspiring Comedian.

Eats PASTAAAA and first born children

Drinks Propel and Arnold Palmer

Breathes Oxegen and Mustard Gas

Sleeps in Bed or if there is a woman I call it candy land.

Thinks jokes and a list of things that i have misplaced.

Feels [insert emotion or another lame joke here]

Tastes Oreos

Smells manliness even though eden isn't here.

Touches other peoples minds and souls



When ever I say something stupid, i feel kinda like a toad, an old dude, and a black woman are upset with me.

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