Eats PASTAAAA and first born children
Drinks Propel and Arnold Palmer
Breathes Oxegen and Mustard Gas
Sleeps in Bed or if there is a woman I call it candy land.
Thinks jokes and a list of things that i have misplaced.
Feels [insert emotion or another lame joke here]
Smells manliness even though eden isn't here.
Touches other peoples minds and souls